Love is fucking blind. That's all I've got to say. It kind of sucks, especially when this statement doesn't apply to you--because you haven't found anyone to be "blindly" in love with. Like who is this guy? And where do I find him? As we all know, girls pick out the little details of a guy, until he's stripped down to the very core. LITERALLY. And then it comes to a halt, when we realize that he's not our type. There's just always something to point out with us. It's probably the same with guys, but it's just so prominent with girls. So boys, if you're wondering who we compare you to on the first date, as of now, EDWARD CULLEN or JACOB BLACK (which ever floats our boat). It's obviously unfair, but you got to hand it to Stephanie Meyer for starting the idea. Now we expect you to make us a lullaby, save us from evil vamps and impregnate us with a magical half vamp-half human baby. No need to worry boys, it's not that we don't want you to be NORMAL --we want you to try. Especially when you have a vamp and a werewolf for competition. See, we have a lot of expectations, when it comes to guys. But when these expectations don't matter anymore, yes, you've found him: THE EXCEPTION.You lucky bitch. Now help me!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Blindness, Vampires and Werewolves! Oh My!
Love is fucking blind. That's all I've got to say. It kind of sucks, especially when this statement doesn't apply to you--because you haven't found anyone to be "blindly" in love with. Like who is this guy? And where do I find him? As we all know, girls pick out the little details of a guy, until he's stripped down to the very core. LITERALLY. And then it comes to a halt, when we realize that he's not our type. There's just always something to point out with us. It's probably the same with guys, but it's just so prominent with girls. So boys, if you're wondering who we compare you to on the first date, as of now, EDWARD CULLEN or JACOB BLACK (which ever floats our boat). It's obviously unfair, but you got to hand it to Stephanie Meyer for starting the idea. Now we expect you to make us a lullaby, save us from evil vamps and impregnate us with a magical half vamp-half human baby. No need to worry boys, it's not that we don't want you to be NORMAL --we want you to try. Especially when you have a vamp and a werewolf for competition. See, we have a lot of expectations, when it comes to guys. But when these expectations don't matter anymore, yes, you've found him: THE EXCEPTION.You lucky bitch. Now help me!
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Lol awww that Snail fell in love with a tape. Classic love story right? Mollusc meets office supply, Mollusc falls for office supply. *le sigh* beautiful no?
ReplyDeletelol this is great. the "love is fucking blind" part is definitely true. the worst part is not realizing that till after u break up w/ a person. when ur dating someone, all u see are their good qualities. then when u move on from them u just think "why did i EVER like this dude?". there's no way of breaking that cycle either. damn.
ReplyDelete@boomka yes, a true classic lol
ReplyDelete@spiritus: yeah, i know. it sucks especially when your friends are there to tell you he's not right for you--and you just don't listen:( ..it seems we always screw ourselves over, yet it is avoidable haha